Stupidity...Personified!@!#@$*#$%

Getting over sumthn or sum1 for tht matter is nt as easy as ppl say it is…we’ve all been der haven’t we? Feelin like crap aftr thngs dnt work out in our favour., n we’ve always gt da doting frnds tah give us those precious words of advice-” its over dear..whts dun is dun, jus get over it n move on”., but does it really work tht way??I sincerely doubt it..(4m personal experience ppl !!) myself n a frnd decided tht we need cmpny to go thru dis n da partners in crime tht we usually r , we thot tht the best way tah let go of our past(completely diff storylines here, jus 4 clarification)is to get a complete makeover for ourselves..it all started wid new hairdo’s(well, v r girls n yes, tht is wat v thnk of 1st)aftr 2hrs of washin, colorin, straightenin, practically every other adjective u cud associate wid getting ur hair revamped happnd n then waalaahh!!! Tatadadaaaa…I ended up lukin like MARGE SIMPSON..it might sound cool 4 sum ppl(read: weird ppl) but it wudnt if u had tah get back to coll da nxt day..aftr wastin another 3hrs to gt it bac to da way it originally was wid dismal results, v decided to do sumthn a little less dangerous(read: wudnt make u luk hideous),in dis case hit da gym(heard quite a few ppl talk a lot abt it,abt tonin urself n all but v wer dere 4 one n only 1 reason, EYE CANDY!!)well,v did get dere alright but im a little dazed abt da details of wat happnd aftr , but I do remember a treadmill, a hrithik roshan luk-alike, a twisted ankle and an emergency room. nt really sure if its all in da same order, oh well, here I am 12 hrs later, sittin at hme wid streaks of blue hair n a cast on mah leg..sum makeover ‘eh?? Nxt time ne1 of u gt an urge to do sumthn out of character like dis, plz do remember me(u might thnk u r nt as idiotic as I am, but who knws, der is only 1 way to find out though..but do u really trust ursef tht much to risk it??)n dnt try nethn new or diffrnt..jus stick to the age-old tried n tested formula of THERAPY..well, it’s a slight twist on de original 1, way cheaper n really does work,its called CHOCOLATE THERAPY!!(side effects: addiction to soap operas n unwanted bloating)oh, wat da hell, risk it..live a little…wait a minute…am I contradicting mahself here??wat da hell!! Aahh.. I thnk mah med’s r kickin in nw..oh well,…