Story of mah lyf!!! (part-II)

Damn..i cant believe this…preri wrote a blog!!! Jeez…she got back to bloggin ..ok..atleast tryin..and tht too before me!!!!!( I hate my lyf!! I’m losing at everything now [:(])well…I’m kinda partially responsible for all the happenings in her blog..guess I’m gonna return the favor and add in a special mention in mine[:D] (so very selfless of me!!
Its abt 1 in the morning …now, ya’ll must knw why I call it MIDNIGHT SCRIBBLING[;)]…
My life as of now has come to a standstill!! Why u ask?? Alright, I’ll answer it even if u dnt ask me…duhh!!
I’m back to doing wat I have done ever so unsuccessfully all of the past 2 yrs…prepare for CAT ( all over again)..dnt worry , I’m not gonna write another long blog abt it n bore the living daylights outta you.. coz honestly, rt now I dnt give a f***…I’m goin thru a transitionary period rt now ( if that’s even a word!!)..imagine this.. ever since u were a kid, probably the only thing u ever looked forward to in life was to eat ice-cream n when ur mom finally decided that u’ve had enough of it after spending loads on the dentist for ur root canals, u then n there make up ur mind to one day, wen u grow up..ur gonna set up an ice-cream parlor and eat as much of it as u want to n nobody can stop u…huh.. or for all the less determined ones, u probably thot tht u’ll grow up n make truck loadsa cash so that one day u can afford all the ice-cream u wanna have[:)]well…my life has been pretty much on the same lines jus tht I was sure abt wat I was gonna do to make tht cash…you see, 1 day when I was abt 10 yrs old..i wanted to watch cartoon network n my dad wanted to watch CNN.. u obviously knw wat v ended up watching…[:(] so.. in the midst of all the nonsense tht he made me watch[:(][:(], I kept hearing this name over n over again.. ”MERILL LYNCH”.. i dnt knw wat ya’ll thnk but the sounded way too cool to me…I kinda figured tht it must have been founded by 2 blokes – merill n lynch(hw very smart of me , rt!!)( imagine my reaction wen I found out tht I was rt!!) picture this…I get a call n I go-“ good morning, merill lynch..hw can I help you??”( I kinda figured I was jus abt good enuf to be the receptionist there.. coz I dint really knw nethn else abt it..) but seriously guys, I had it all figured out. .i had visiting cards printed out ( well…in my head, u see)…
Chandana Choudhary
Executive Secretary( sounds soo much better thn jus receptionist)
Merill Lynch

Man..tht was just wicked!!!! I jus have this thing for weird names…wat can I say…n soo I dreamed on..and on..and on….until 2 yrs ago I realized tht my vistin cards cud luk even better if I was a “STRATEGIC MARKETING ANALYST”… trust me, this luks soo much better on paper…it was then tht my plan for an MBA began…(apparently Its easier to get there with an MBA…god knws y..i mean, b-school or otherwise.. its still school,.. and v still dnt really learn nethn at school…so I fail to c the whole pt.. oh, wat the hell..if they insist.. then I guess I have to oblige!!)then last yr I took CAT n well…gt accepted into a school were merill lynch doesn’t come for placements…so, obviously I decided to give CAT another shot this yr…n then the most HORRIFYING event of my life occurred a few days ago…
Merill lynch was sold to bank of America [:(][:(] *wuuahhhhhhh….*
My dad told me this in a way which is a lil too familiar….u knw the scene u often see in movies…wer the doc calls the family members in and says..
Doc: I’m soo sorry
Dad: I’m soo sorry
Doc: v tried everythn possible
Dad: they tried everythn possible
Doc: but in the end v cudnt save him
Dad: but in the end they cudnt save it
Doc: he/she ‘s gone
Dad: its gone
Family members to one another: lets luk at the bright side…he/she is happy nw…
with the angels in heaven…
Dad: lets luk at the bright side…u can aim for bank of America nw….
(Yeah..rt…who the hell wants to wrk at a place which sounds soo mundane..i mean, come on…)
well…tht was it…my goal doesn’t exist nemore?? man, this is weird…
ii dnt knw wat to do…really…nt a clue…preri thnks this is KARMA.. says tht I must have been a bitch to someone n this is god’s way of teaching me a lesson…well…if it is then - lesson learnt….!!
I guess I still haven’t recovered from the shock.. i mean, hw in god’s name am I ever gonna find another company with a name as interesting as this?? if such a thng does exist, then wer is my search gonna start?? I started watchin STAR TV these days.. ive heard there are more commercials than soaps…so, I’m looking for ad’s but the only damn thing tht keeps on showing up is fair n lovely....i’m probably the last person who shud be working there…for all of u who knw me, well., u knw y…for all those who dnt knw me…well, I’m still lovely but u see…most of my frnds have complexions of milky bar while mine is closer to 5-star…u get the picture, dnt u?? well..life’s full of questions rt nw…desperately waitin for answers…if u have any, do lemme knw..i’m all ears!!!( I knw..ya’ll might have bigger problems then mine…but if u thnk abt it, u dint really ask for my help…)so please help out a poor girl figure out her destiny..??!!! won’t cha??
p.s: i'm really bad at comin up with catchy titles...thts kinda preri's forte..
p.p.s: this preri u've read so much abt has been one of my best frnds for the past ten yrs and her place's is abt a stone's throw from mine..so yeah, wat do 2 girls with nthn better to do in lyf do??..u perverts...they talk!!!