Shakespeare..revisited!!

There r sumthings in lyf tht ppl get inspired by(read: other ppl).. was havin a long chat wid mah frnd abt dis. (read:eternal, never endin,oh dear god, please make her stop) (ps: wen v hav nothing else to do, r utterely jobless n wen there is nothing gud on tv, yeah, dis is wat v do,v analyse our life). Neither of us was makin ne sense so v decided (considerin da fact tht v successfully bunked college)to do sumthn abt it, to go find our inspiration(hw very filmi!!).Being da lazy bugs tht v r, da 1st thought tht wud come to our minds has to be “ THE INTERNET”. She decided to google it(hw very predictable!!). I on de other hand dint even hav da patience to do tht..I decided to browse thru all mah frnds blogs(apparently every1’s doin some SOUL SEARCHING dese days)I was sure I’m gonna find some crap somewhere which I cud copy,paste n pass it off as mah own..
Its been 2hrs already and no such luck… But I did come across one of close frnd’s blog , ( www.preriii.blogspot.com)
she’s been “QUOTING” a lot dese days..(reason ??)
So I’ve decided to c hw well dey apply to my lyf, maybe, jus maybe , I might come out of dis wid sumthn useful..(fingers crossed here!!)so, here I go…


1: "When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.”

Heyy, tht actually happened to me a few days ago..although I thnk da reason he smiled was becoz of the way I fell flat on mah face n made a total fool out of mahself(refer to mah previous post).


2: "They do not love that do not show their love.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Love is a familiar.
Love is a devil.
There is no evil angel but Love”.

Wen u read somethn in de papers n it makes absolutely no sense to u, u tend to pick out a few keywords tht u do understand n try to comprehend da whole thng, dnt u..?
Well, thts exactly wat I’m gonna do here.. keyword : angel. Hmm..uhh..umm.. nope , NONSENSE… lets jus go only wid angel here, I tried listenin to ROBBIE WILLIAMS’s ”angels” a couple of times, watched an episode of JESSICA ALBA’s “dark angel” (somebody shoot me!!) n finally stuck to RAMMSTEIN ‘s “ Engel”(freakin awesome song… honestly…)


3: "One half of me is yours,
the other half yours-Mine own,
I would say;
but if mine, then yours,
And so all yours!"

Huh!! Wat the…%$#$^%..Ratio n proportions?? I’m at a loss here..

4: ”While half of the world is starving , the other half is on diet!!”

Really?? Is tht true!!its 10.30 in da morning nw n I’ve already emptied mah fridge.. guess, dis one doesn’t apply to me..hmm.. movin on nw..


5: "Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic."

Is it?? I thought Revlon concealer (if u r 20) n L’oreal anti-ageing cream (if u r 40+) was..or if worse comes to worse den BOTOX …oh mah gawd, has mah whole lyf been a sham..wat crap!!(sorry, cudnt come up wid somethn which sounds better n which is more effective… as of nw, lets stick to “ wat crap” shall we? ( no pun intended though))


6: “No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.”

Oh yeah…thts true..excerpts 4m a recent conversation for example..

Gym Instructor: Drop n gimme 20..trust me u’ll luk lyk priyanka chopra.
Me: u got it, dude!!
(10 mins later)

GI: Anothr 20 den.. I can definitely c all da makings of bipasha..
(15 mins later)

GI: uhh…umm.. well, lets make it 20 more..shall v.. oh, lets say 4 da rest of da year…hw does dat sound!!
Me:@!#$%#$^%^&..

I rest my case!!!


7: ”Life is 10% how u make it and 90% how u take it!!!!”

I’m still working on tht one….will let u knw hw it turns out…maybe in mah next blog… who knws…


But my all tym favourite has to be this one…its pretty apt , if u ask me…wat do u thnk??

”To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.”

Stupidity...Personified!@!#@$*#$%

Getting over sumthn or sum1 for tht matter is nt as easy as ppl say it is…we’ve all been der haven’t we? Feelin like crap aftr thngs dnt work out in our favour., n we’ve always gt da doting frnds tah give us those precious words of advice-” its over dear..whts dun is dun, jus get over it n move on”., but does it really work tht way??I sincerely doubt it..(4m personal experience ppl !!) myself n a frnd decided tht we need cmpny to go thru dis n da partners in crime tht we usually r , we thot tht the best way tah let go of our past(completely diff storylines here, jus 4 clarification)is to get a complete makeover for ourselves..it all started wid new hairdo’s(well, v r girls n yes, tht is wat v thnk of 1st)aftr 2hrs of washin, colorin, straightenin, practically every other adjective u cud associate wid getting ur hair revamped happnd n then waalaahh!!! Tatadadaaaa…I ended up lukin like MARGE SIMPSON..it might sound cool 4 sum ppl(read: weird ppl) but it wudnt if u had tah get back to coll da nxt day..aftr wastin another 3hrs to gt it bac to da way it originally was wid dismal results, v decided to do sumthn a little less dangerous(read: wudnt make u luk hideous),in dis case hit da gym(heard quite a few ppl talk a lot abt it,abt tonin urself n all but v wer dere 4 one n only 1 reason, EYE CANDY!!)well,v did get dere alright but im a little dazed abt da details of wat happnd aftr , but I do remember a treadmill, a hrithik roshan luk-alike, a twisted ankle and an emergency room. nt really sure if its all in da same order, oh well, here I am 12 hrs later, sittin at hme wid streaks of blue hair n a cast on mah leg..sum makeover ‘eh?? Nxt time ne1 of u gt an urge to do sumthn out of character like dis, plz do remember me(u might thnk u r nt as idiotic as I am, but who knws, der is only 1 way to find out though..but do u really trust ursef tht much to risk it??)n dnt try nethn new or diffrnt..jus stick to the age-old tried n tested formula of THERAPY..well, it’s a slight twist on de original 1, way cheaper n really does work,its called CHOCOLATE THERAPY!!(side effects: addiction to soap operas n unwanted bloating)oh, wat da hell, risk it..live a little…wait a minute…am I contradicting mahself here??wat da hell!! Aahh.. I thnk mah med’s r kickin in nw..oh well,…