Shakespeare..revisited!!

There r sumthings in lyf tht ppl get inspired by(read: other ppl).. was havin a long chat wid mah frnd abt dis. (read:eternal, never endin,oh dear god, please make her stop) (ps: wen v hav nothing else to do, r utterely jobless n wen there is nothing gud on tv, yeah, dis is wat v do,v analyse our life). Neither of us was makin ne sense so v decided (considerin da fact tht v successfully bunked college)to do sumthn abt it, to go find our inspiration(hw very filmi!!).Being da lazy bugs tht v r, da 1st thought tht wud come to our minds has to be “ THE INTERNET”. She decided to google it(hw very predictable!!). I on de other hand dint even hav da patience to do tht..I decided to browse thru all mah frnds blogs(apparently every1’s doin some SOUL SEARCHING dese days)I was sure I’m gonna find some crap somewhere which I cud copy,paste n pass it off as mah own..
Its been 2hrs already and no such luck… But I did come across one of close frnd’s blog , ( www.preriii.blogspot.com)
she’s been “QUOTING” a lot dese days..(reason ??)
So I’ve decided to c hw well dey apply to my lyf, maybe, jus maybe , I might come out of dis wid sumthn useful..(fingers crossed here!!)so, here I go…


1: "When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.”

Heyy, tht actually happened to me a few days ago..although I thnk da reason he smiled was becoz of the way I fell flat on mah face n made a total fool out of mahself(refer to mah previous post).


2: "They do not love that do not show their love.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Love is a familiar.
Love is a devil.
There is no evil angel but Love”.

Wen u read somethn in de papers n it makes absolutely no sense to u, u tend to pick out a few keywords tht u do understand n try to comprehend da whole thng, dnt u..?
Well, thts exactly wat I’m gonna do here.. keyword : angel. Hmm..uhh..umm.. nope , NONSENSE… lets jus go only wid angel here, I tried listenin to ROBBIE WILLIAMS’s ”angels” a couple of times, watched an episode of JESSICA ALBA’s “dark angel” (somebody shoot me!!) n finally stuck to RAMMSTEIN ‘s “ Engel”(freakin awesome song… honestly…)


3: "One half of me is yours,
the other half yours-Mine own,
I would say;
but if mine, then yours,
And so all yours!"

Huh!! Wat the…%$#$^%..Ratio n proportions?? I’m at a loss here..

4: ”While half of the world is starving , the other half is on diet!!”

Really?? Is tht true!!its 10.30 in da morning nw n I’ve already emptied mah fridge.. guess, dis one doesn’t apply to me..hmm.. movin on nw..


5: "Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic."

Is it?? I thought Revlon concealer (if u r 20) n L’oreal anti-ageing cream (if u r 40+) was..or if worse comes to worse den BOTOX …oh mah gawd, has mah whole lyf been a sham..wat crap!!(sorry, cudnt come up wid somethn which sounds better n which is more effective… as of nw, lets stick to “ wat crap” shall we? ( no pun intended though))


6: “No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.”

Oh yeah…thts true..excerpts 4m a recent conversation for example..

Gym Instructor: Drop n gimme 20..trust me u’ll luk lyk priyanka chopra.
Me: u got it, dude!!
(10 mins later)

GI: Anothr 20 den.. I can definitely c all da makings of bipasha..
(15 mins later)

GI: uhh…umm.. well, lets make it 20 more..shall v.. oh, lets say 4 da rest of da year…hw does dat sound!!
Me:@!#$%#$^%^&..

I rest my case!!!


7: ”Life is 10% how u make it and 90% how u take it!!!!”

I’m still working on tht one….will let u knw hw it turns out…maybe in mah next blog… who knws…


But my all tym favourite has to be this one…its pretty apt , if u ask me…wat do u thnk??

”To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.”